Hablo Espanol

American Airlines – the operative word being American, has an inflight magazine that’s in Espanol. No problem, just ask the stewardess for the English version. It doesn’t exist they say, oh well, how about French, no, Italian, not that either, well is there someone that can translate the Espanol to English so I can learn about the cusine in Key West, “Florida,” nope. Maybe there’s hope, the emergency exit door has instructions that are still in English, but then again it’s probably an old plane.